While the Big Ten rivalry between the Nebraska and Iowa is still in its infancy, Husker Twitter is doing its best to make it happen with #IowaHateWeek.
Since the final whistle of the Maryland game, zingers have been lobbed over the Missouri River 140 characters at a time.
Before you get your classiest fans in college football panties up in a bunch, keep in mind that #IowaHateWeek is all in good fun and it’s all funny because it’s all true.
Solid and timely. Next time use a current photo of Memorial Stadium though ; )
Why do the Hawkeyes eat cereal straight from the box?
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Because they choke whenever they get near a bowl.#IowaHateWeek pic.twitter.com/7HUGiyc0nw— Iron N Football (@HuskerBoneyard) November 21, 2016
Who says millennials contribute nothing to society?
(Oh wait. This tweet was probably written by a member of Generation Z. Haha, Millennials. You’re getting old.)
And on the 9th day, he realized he'd made a grave error and punched himself in the celestial dick. #IowaHateWeek #GBR pic.twitter.com/SZFS9vbNsn
— Big Red Cobcast (@bigredcobcast) November 24, 2016
Props the Big Red Cobcast dudes for using a $5 word like celestial.
I tried changing my email account password to "IowaFootball" but Gmail said it was too weak. #IowaHateWeek #GBR 🌽🏈🎈
— Zachary Doffin (@ZacharyDoffin) November 22, 2016
ProTip: Use 0s instead of Os to make a password stronger.
Google is always spot on #IowaHateWeek 🔴⚪🌽 pic.twitter.com/IyP5MODHS5
— NAILED IT! 🎯 (@NAAILEDit) November 23, 2016
That last query is due to this…
Somebody should let Iowans know that Tommie Frazier exhausted his eligibility… https://t.co/oubxtWiedg pic.twitter.com/OvfVtoljRM
— Mike Schaefer (@mikejschaefer) November 23, 2016
That is a real newspaper headline and it led to this…
Tommie Frazier gets the news that he's starting Friday against Iowa. #IowaHateWeek pic.twitter.com/m3QnBYYIW5
— Big Red Fury (@BigRed_Fury) November 23, 2016
Good ol’ Iowa. Terrified by the guy who ate 1995 Tommie Frazier.
This one goes out to my brother and his family. We visited them for Christmas last year and the most fascinating thing about Des Moines was that Iowa’s largest city boasted not one but TWO video stores and they were BOTH hiring.
What does an Iowa fan do after winning a national championship?
Turns off the Xbox and goes to sleep#IowaHateWeek
— UNL Campus Squirrels (@HuskerSquirrels) November 20, 2016
If you get punk’d by a squirrel, give up.
Here's a live look at Iowa fans learning to use the internet so they can respond to #IowaHateWeek pic.twitter.com/sk7sKcyPMc
— Big Red Fury (@BigRed_Fury) November 23, 2016
This one gets self-promoted solely on the basis of how much work it was to hit Google Image Search gold and find an Iowa fan using a computer.
In case you forgot….it's #IowaHateWeek pic.twitter.com/7LOwU6pTSi
— Austin Schweers (@AustinSchweers) November 21, 2016
The most disgusting part of that photo is the black and yellow overalls. Such a horrible combo.
What do people in Iowa call a piece of fishing line tied around a doorknob?
The dentist. #IowaHateWeek https://t.co/ZbitUB59yt
— Big Red Fury (@BigRed_Fury) November 22, 2016
I hope drunk stepdad gets a shirt for Christmas.
Why did the Hawkeyes cross the road?
It was easier than crossing the goal line. #IowaHateWeek
— Lil Red (@Faux_Lil_Red) November 21, 2016
Lil’ Red threw so much fire his suit got a lil’ melty.
Q: Why don't Iowa fans use 911 in an emergency?
A: They can't find the 11 button on the phone.#IowaHateWeek
— Meowt Rhule (@Ndamukat) November 23, 2016
So dumb. So perf.
I… I think I may have dated Iowa… #TrashTalk #NEBvsIOWA pic.twitter.com/Tg9IUChs7m
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 24, 2016
We’ve ALL dated Iowa. And speaking of crazy chicks, you definitely want to swipe left if you run across this felon on Tinder.
Traveling to the game? Get to know Iowa City's finest with the Iowa City Crime Report. http:https://t.co/v4g5as7eS3 pic.twitter.com/oEJfjl4J1A
— Big Red Fury (@BigRed_Fury) November 23, 2016
Marvel at Iowa City’s best worst criminals by scrolling through the Iowa City Crime Report and you’ll be convinced Iowa is the Florida of the Midwest.