With one final gasp, college football season has officially ended.
college football junkies – @shrine_game 1pm PT NFL network & NFLPA Bowl 1pm PT ESPN2
— joe janecek (@joejanecek) January 17, 2015
The offseason is hard when your primary hobby is "watching college football."
— Offseason mode: Activated (@PaulMyerberg) January 17, 2015
As of today, there are 33 weeks until the Huskers’ 2015 season kicks off.
To help make the time fly, here’s a list of activities to take your mind off the sorrow.
1. Go cold turkey and completely take a break from college football.
Lock yourself in a room with nothing but some canned goods, an old black and white TV, and assorted buckets and don’t come out until after March 1st. You won’t miss much.
2. Embark on your own Bugeater Challenge. Did you know the University of Nebraska has 24 athletic programs, 22 of which have home games/matches/meets? Go down the Big Red rabbit hole and see them all.
3. Check out some Husker games you weren’t around to see.
4. Get reacquainted with the wife. When was the last time you went to Home Depot and maybe even Bed Bath & Beyond on a Saturday?
5. Plant the seeds of your Get Out of Jail passes. This should probably be 5b but this is our list, dammit. Thanks to the magic of television, it’s all to easy to watch college football from sun up to the wee hours of Sunday morning for 13 consecutive Saturdays. During the course of a season, even the most tolerant spouse will draw a line in the relationship sand (probably sometime during the 4th quarter of a heated contest between Hawaii and San Jose State). To help keep that moment at bay for as long as possible, take a page out of my book. Starting August 1st, I will start a flurry of home improvement projects during the weekends leading up to week one to earn that valuable couch time. Sure, we may have a few loose bathroom tiles that could stand to be fixed right now but I’ll be putting that project off until the dog days of summer.
6. Start rallying everyone you know to help make the Spring Game a sellout. We’ll go in-depth on the reasoning behind this as April gets closer but long story short, with BYU coming to town to start the season, we don’t need Mike Riley and his staff blown away by the game day atmosphere and distracted by Der Viener Schlinger.
7. Read a book. We suggest picking up a vintage copy of Armen Keteyian’s Big Red Confidential. You can get one for a penny plus shipping on the Amazon. This scandalous tell-all leading up to 1987 Game of the Century II against Oklahoma ruffled a lot of feathers when it was first released. Today, it’s a fascinating Husker time capsule. How much is really true? Hard to say, but in the decades that followed its release, Armen cemented himself as pretty a trusted journalist.
9. Assemble the perfect game day outfit. Searching “Vintage Nebraska Cornhuskers” always turns up some amazing results on the eBay, especially in the off-season. Now is the time to finally get that sweet Apex polo you drooled over back in the early ’90s and become the envy of your tailgate.
10. Beat Faux Pelini in a footrace.
Save $20 until Midnight@FleetFeetChgo
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) January 18, 2015
He should be easy to find. He’ll be the guy running in a sweater with a cat on his shoulder.
Why does this list stop at 11? Because that’s how many wins this Huskers will have next season. You can take that to the Bank(er).