We already know that Mike Riley is nice enough to let teams win when a game is close but just how nice is here?
In the spirit of Chuck Norris Facts, here are some examples of #NiceRiley in full effect. Feel free to chime in with any of your own in the comments.
Mike Riley is so nice… he enjoys sitting next to babies when he flies.
Mike Riley is so nice… he sends an apology when paying a parking ticket.
Mike Riley is so nice… he obeys all traffic laws when playing Grand Theft Auto.
Mike Riley is so nice… he tips when he goes to the DMV.
Mike Riley is so nice… he became a Mormon AND a Jehovah’s Witness.
Mike Riley is so nice… he pays to subscribe to the Omaha World-Herald instead of clearing his cache like everyone else.
Mike Riley is so nice… he’s never mentioned in public that Vader is Luke’s father to avoid any potential spoilers.
Mike Riley is so nice… he runs stairs when players mess up in practice.
Mike Riley is so nice… he doesn’t honk at the car ahead of him when the light turns green out of fear of interrupting an important phone call.
Mike Riley is so nice… he’s happy to let someone with 37 items cut ahead of him in the express lane.
Mike Riley is so nice… he tells his wife everything that happened in Vegas.
Mike Riley is so nice… he always says please and thank you when asking Siri a question.
Mike Riley is so nice… every time he catches a trout, he takes it to the vet for a check up before releasing it.
Mike Riley is so nice… he always says yes when a stranger offers candy.
Mike Riley is so nice… he asks telemarketers how their day is going.
Mike Riley is so nice… he once gave a mugger the extra $20 he keeps hidden in his shoe.
Mike Riley is so nice… he washes his bedding before checking out of a hotel.
Mike Riley is so nice… he limits himself to three breadsticks when dining at Olive Garden.
Mike Riley is so nice… he never takes pennies. He only leaves them.
Mike Riley is so nice… any dog that humps his leg gets to finish.
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