How do you Google?
Thanks to the wonderful powers of magic, it’s easy to see exactly how some of you have used the Google when it comes to finding this little corner of the Husker internet. Most searches were bland and normal, some were a little crazy, and a few are worth immortalizing.
These are the top 25 Google searches that have lead people to Big Red Fury.
25. husker fanny pack
Pity the fool who got one of these for Christmas.
24. scott frost girlfriend
Don’t know who Scott is currently dating but on more than a few occasions I did witness him cruising for chicks in his Wood River letterman jacket at the Conestoga Mall way back in the day.
23. mike riley affair
Wait… what? Does Coach Riley have a secret sidepiece a la Frank Solich?
After this week’s loss against Iowa, Coach Miles is probably more frustrated than dumb.
21. wisconsion badger racoon selfie
Have you ever seen so much confusion in only four words? There may be two Os in Goose but there’s only one O in Wisconsin. We’ll just leave it at that.
20. selfie de old yeller
Not to sound like a broken record but have you ever seen so much confusion in only four words?
19. faux pelini knock knock joke about new head coach
If you have to turn to the Google to find a knock-knock joke that was made on the Twitter, how are you able to even dress yourself in the morning? This search was so bizarre Faux had to know about it.
18. nebraska cornhuskers suck
17. dirk chatelin writer omaha world herals paper
From this point forward, the World-Herald will now be referred to as the World-Herals and Dirk Chatelin is the evil twin of Dirk Chatelain.
16. usc song girls at the holiday bowl
15. holiday bowl usc cheerleaders
14. usc song girls holiday bowl
13. holiday bowl 2014 song girls
12. song girls usc nebraska
When in doubt, boobs in sweaters get the page views. Every time. Thank you for reading this far. Song Girls are your reward.
11. analysis of the bad news bears
Uh OK. Through the lens of 2015, the original Bad News Bears is a wonderful time capsule, capturing a bygone era where causal racism, drunk driving, and beating kids in public were all socially acceptable. Its underlying theme of valuing fun over competition and doing the best you can remains true to this day.
10. forum huskermax www tunnel walk shame
After a long season, all Husker sites start looking alike.
9. gif jake cotton knocked over by jedi husker
Poor guy will never live that down.
8. which husker player recorded bo meeting
That’s a secret we’d all love to know. Maybe the Omaha World-Herals’ Dirk Chatelin will tell us some day.
7. bear riding a shark
Seriously. This one warms the cockles of my heart so much.
6. mike riley gotta make dur
Mike Riley gotta make dur what? Big bucks? Playoffs? Dur-licious tacos?
5. mike riley is full of shit
I respectfully disagree. Coach Riley seems like a very nice and sincere guy.
4. is ron brown going to be able to stay coaching at ne after peleni let go
You very easily could have been reading a list of the top 25 Google searches for Ron Brown. This was by far the best.
3. does bo pelini hate dirk chatelain
Think we all know the answer to that one.
2. is bo pelini on the cusp
How little did we know.
1. peace out bitches pelini
What do you think Pelini is up to right now? Not trolling. Just curious.