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If You’re Going to be a Twitter Troll, Leave the Huskers Out of It

This morning started out just any other.

I rolled out of bed, stumbled to the kitchen, fed the cat, made a double espresso, fixed a giant bowl of Boo Berry, sat down at my desk and looked at the Twitter.

The first thing that caught my eye was my friend Mark who was dealing with a troll.

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This second thing I noticed was that this troll was the 188th biggest Husker fan on Twitter.

@huskers188 was so appalled by Mark’s World Series joke that he needed to make sure that he knew it was not up to the lofty standards he’s set for those that he turns to for free entertainment.

Btw, Mark is a touring comic, host of Collider Movie Talk, one half of Schmoes Know and is also a huge all-round sports fan so I think he’s qualified to make a sports joke on Twitter.

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Actually, Mark’s joke was pretty funny. There’s no reason to be mad at it unless you’re a long suffering Detroit fan.

Before things got any worse, I thought I’d jump in and try to give a fellow Husker fan a way out.

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That didn’t work, and Mark being the well-versed sports fan that he is dropped a Husker fan’s favorite C-word. You know it as CLASS.

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1. Every Husker fan, even the god damn blue hairs themselves, knows it’s BLUE HAIRS. White hairs? What the ever loving fuck?

2.  I was not wearing a Tommie jersey but I was (and still am) in my underpants. Being your own boss rules.

Even with the white hairs comment, I was feeling charitable and gave @huskers188 another chance to slow his roll.

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Then, out of the ether, a guy named Colt emerged like a wild stallion.

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Understanding sarcasm might not be one of @husker188’s strong suits. Because he had to jump back into the conversation.
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And here comes the hay maker….

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Seriously people, if going on Twitter and engaging with strangers helps you pass the time during the day, by all means go for it. Just don’t be a dick, especially if your whole online existence is tied to the team you love. It’s not a good look for yourself or your team and it makes all the other fans look bad by association because of a jackass who walks among them.

For as inane as it is, Twitter can be a wonder place where a person can make friends with strangers in real life. Try to make the best of it. You’ll never know what awesome things it can lead to.

The only dark side any Husker fan should embrace is the Blackshirts.

Especially when they run wild on the Camp Randall turf on Saturday.


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