Well everyone, we’ve almost made it. One more night to go and we’ll be waking up to our first Husker game day of the season.
We’ve waited so many long, lonely months and now that we’re mere hours away, the suspense is Bo-Pelini-giving-you-a-root-canal excruciating.
Even Larry can’t handle it.
Big day tomorrow!! GBR!!! One of the best times of the year! Football opening week, opening day baseball and the limited time McRib. 👏👏🍻
— Larry The Cable Guy (@GitRDoneLarry) September 3, 2016
You’d think for a man of his stature, he’d be able to make it McRib season anytime of year, pork future conspiracy theories be damned.
Since we’re all going to be up into the wee hours of the night, alternating between tossing and turning in bed and fighting the desire to run through the nearest wall, we might as well have a little fun.
First up, Tunnel Walk of Shame returned with a brilliant new comic to start the season. If you didn’t read it first thing this morning, go ahead and click that link. This place isn’t going anywhere.
Now, there are going to be many new faces on both sides of the ball. For your convenience, we whipped up some depth charts to help explain who’s who.
And here’s the how the Huskers will be lining up on defense.
When I can’t sleep at night, I’m a big fan of falling down the YouTube rabbit hole. If you’re not sick of watching Husker pump up videos (and if you are, what kind of fan you?), we made two, yes two, for this season.
One is a little ridiculous and the other other is a LOT ridiculous. You can decide for yourself which is which.
Just in case you need to wind down after watching those two, here’s one more that’s all Jordan Westerkamp set to the sweet, sweet sounds of Hall and Oates.
Finally, here’s a little lullaby courtesy of the undisputed greatest team in college football history, your 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers.
GBR. It’s going to be a good day tomorrow.