If you search ‘Huskers’ on eBay, a bunch of things that don’t need to exist happen to show up for sale. So whether you are looking for a new jacket for October tailgating or some artwork for the man cave, get ready for gameday with my eBay round up. In honor of Ryker Fyfe, here are the top 17 Husker items up for sale.
17. Youth Nebraska Cornhuskers Taylor Martinez Small Jersey
Who this is for: A little kid that you hate.
Why you should buy it: I don’t know. It’s basically free, I guess.
16. Women’s Nebraska Huskers Lingerie Night Gown
Who this is for: The very lucky lady in your life.
Why you should buy it: As seen on Victoria’s Secret models, probably.
15. Vintage Nebraska Cornhuskers Glass?
Who this is for: CU Fans.
Why you should buy it: To break it.
14. Vintage Nebraska Pager Cover
Who this is for: Somebody who still has a pager.
Why you should buy it: There is only one of these and probably only one person with a pager so it’s a match.
13. Nebraska Cornhuskers Vinyl Stadium Seats
Who this is for: Awful people who use these.
Why you should buy it: You shouldn’t. If you sit next to me in these, I’m going to hate you. They take more than one space. You are at a football game, I have faith that you can survive for a few hours without cushions.
12. Corn Coozies
Who this is for: Men, women, and children.
Why you should buy it: This is one of those items that you didn’t know that you need, but you definitely do.
11. Nebraska Cornhuskers bed in a bag
Who this is for: I could see Taylor Martinez having this in his room. Or people who like to have nightmares about mediocre football.
Why you should buy it: It will match your new lingerie.
10. 1997 National Champions T-shirt
Who this is for: Somebody looking for a faded gray t-shirt
Why you should buy it: They haven’t made any of these since 1997
9. Portable Tailgate Cornhole Set
Who this is for: Anybody that wants me to visit their tailgate.
Why you should buy it: Because it’s awesome.
8. Vintage 1997 Huskers Football Unisex Glass
Who this is for: Anyone who loves equal rights and the 1997 Cornhuskers.
Why you should buy it: Not often do you come across a glass that both men and women can drink out of.
7. TOM OSBORNE Nebraska Cornhuskers artist signed FOOTBALL ART vintage champions
Who this is for: People who are fans of vintage champions, that’s a nice way of saying they haven’t been recent champions.
Why you should buy it: Art is pretty good investment, and lucky for you, there are more than 10 available at the low, low price of $14.99.
6. Nebraska Huskers 90s Starter Jacket
Who this is for: Someone who can fit in a child’s XL.
Why you should buy it: It’s cool as hell and there is no denying it.
5. Taylor Martinez Signed Photo
Who this is for: Somebody with $40 too much money in their bank account.
Why you should buy it: Probably don’t.
4. Tom Osborne and Bo Pelini Signed Football
Who this is for: A true fan who remembers the best of times and the worst of times.
Why you should buy it: Similar versions with only a Tom Osborne signature are about $100 more. This is a bargain. Just white out Bo’s signature.
3. Rare Warren Buffett and Tom Osborne Autographed ball
Who this is for: People who weren’t interested in the bargain Bo Pelini ball above.
Why you should buy it: Maybe it comes with an authentic email from Warren asking why you just wasted $3,500.
2. Nebraska Huskers Recruiting Machine Telephone
Who this is for: Anybody that has the numbers for Darnay Holmes or Joseph Lewis.
Why you should buy it: If a recruit knew you were calling on this, they would probably commit immediately.
Who this is for: A collector of rare items, misprints, and mistakes.
Why you should buy it: Stick this in your man cave so the next time the Huskers lose, you can remind everyone who is really at fault.
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