1) Dry erase marker is no match for the power of Eddie Van Halen. If you can’t decipher it, our score prediction has the Huskers handling Illinois 31 – 14. Who cares what Vegas and the pundits think? Clearly they have overlooked the fact that a highly capable fullback has been found in hiding in a dark, dusty corner of the Huskers’ offensive quiver. With the weather report calling for heavy gusts of wind and other misery, today is the perfect crappy day to finally get the ground game sorted out.
2) Oh, and rumor has it this guy is back. If that’s true, why is Illinois even bothering to take the field?
The kid at the end tho… RT @WORIDSTARHIPHOP: BRUHHHHHHHHH HE NEEDS TO RETIRE 😦😦😦😦 pic.twitter.com/ApTbbm3CL4
— Big Red Fury (@BigRed_Fury) May 20, 2015
3) The Westerkamps are in Champaign right now and drinking all the beer.
Sitting next to the Westerkamp clan at at local drinkery. They are loud, lubricated & ready for a W. love it. #Huskers
— Brett Baker (@BrettSBaker) October 3, 2015
4) Bo Pelini is six miles from the Nebraska border this very instant as his Youngstown State Penguins are set for a rumble with the South Dakota Coyotes under the roof of the DakotaDome. Please pay no attention to the fact that we jumped to the conclusion that it was impossible for South Dakota to boast not one but TWO colleges and plum mixed up the Jackrabbits with the Coyotes. (See #6.) Finally, not to pour any salt in the open wound that is the Bankshirtâ„¢ secondary, but Pelini’s Penguins have given up only 26 yards through the air in their wins over Robert Morris and St. Francis who were a combined 3 – 23 passing.
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